Amusing Guest Post Requests

On occasion, I publish guest posts on my blog, but they are almost always done at my request. I’ve either vetted the writer, or I know they will provide valuable information to readers (and me).

Because I’ve allowed guest posts on my blog, I often receive requests from others to provide guest posts. I am pretty sure most of these requests are because there is SEO value in the embedded links, so people try all different ways to get me to publish their guest posts.

I want to share some of the email introductions I receive because I think they’re fairly amusing. I guess the word on the street is that flattery gets the best response rate.

My name is Alicia and I’m a writer from Manchester, UK. I have a keen interest in guest blogging and have covered different financial categories
Having looked at your site I find your approach is informative and engaging for your readers and I would love the opportunity to have my piece published on your site

I hope all is well with you. My question is: Do you allow guest post on your blog? if so, I would like to request to write a guest post for you blog. I can send you some of my ideas and sample writing for a guest post. I am looking forward in hearing from you soon. Thank you for your time.

We are interested in forming a content relationship with elliotsblog.com.

Our writers can construct a carefully researched guest article for your site. The aim is unique and interesting content for your readers to enjoy. Our goal is to provide high quality content that can naturally attract traffic and links. This way we both win! We just ask that we can place one reference in the article or bio back to our site.

I am a writer and a blogger. I went through some of the articles on your site and they were worth reading. The quality of your content is excellent and I was wondering if I could get an opportunity to guest post on your website.

I am looking for travel home page PR 2 sites, OBL less 80 for guest article post. I also need General business, Finance sites for guest article post. I would like to give you a unique and quality article on any travel related theme. No duplication or copying of the article is done. I assure you that the article will be published only on your site. Show me your all sites.

We find your blog interesting and I’m wondering if I can do a guest post? I can write something interesting about your website/blog. If this is something you could allow me to do, may I as well add a single link to our site?

I have been reading the content on your website www.elliotsblog.com, and find it extremely interesting. As a keen writer, I was wondering whether you would consider allowing me to write a guest post for your site.