We all have crappy domain names in our portfolio. Maybe we were a bit buzzed when we registered them, had spelling problems, or there were other reasons for registering these crappy domain names. Â Well, now’s your chance to make $50 from your most terrible .com domain name.
Here’s how it will work:
- Everyone is entitled to submit just one horrible .com domain name they own
- Submitted domain names must have been registered prior to February 1, 2011
- On Friday morning (3/4), I will pick out the 5 worst domain names (in my opinion) and set up a poll
- People can vote in the poll, which will close on Sunday night at around 10pm (one vote per IP)
- I will then pay $50 via Paypal for the worst domain name, as voted by blog readers, and the winner will push the domain name to me.
So, look through your domain portfolios and select your absolute worst .com domain name and post it in the comment section (No trademark infringing names). If you post more than one bad domain name, you will be disqualified because I don’t want to have to sift through your bad names and pick the worst one!
When was the last time you made $50 from your crappiest domain name?
If you have any questions, post them here.
What a great idea for a contest! I look forward to seeing the entries. I think I’m too emotionally attached to my crappiest domain name to enter it into the contest, but I’ll think about it. 🙂
You should make dotCOM, dotNET and dotORG ineligible 🙂
here is my crappi 😀
wpuhf.com
DifferentColour.com… No end users, not many searches /month. That’s my worst!
If this qualifies it will be a contender. This name was made for this contest.
I literally picked it up on sunday Jan 30th 2011 – just made the deadline. It expired at the registrar and I grabbed it for $50. I thought I was buying a good aged keyword domain. I do well with keyword dashes, nets and orgs in the SE’s for my adult sites, so this should have been an end user deal. I might have had a bit to drink, lol. I am not dyslexic and I spell better than this usually. The real winner is the original registrant that let the domain expire but had held on to it since 2001.
And the winner might be – Drum roll…
Balck-Porn.com
A mispelled hyphentated $50 domain, lol. Bail me out Elliot.
Thanks for the fun post,
Mark
followtheblog.com
How about mine…
http://www.BullShitWebsites.com
This domain/ site has given me so much pleasure and best of all making money!!!
fondangoo.com is pretty crappy and its mine
@ Mitch
Sorry, but that’s too much like a Fandango typo for me.
I’ll Bite.
hoochiemamma.net
@ ron
Sorry, .com only
I think I have a pretty crappy domain name but since domain has public whois info. (ugh, I know that wasn’t too wise) I’d rather email it do you directly.
@ Jon
Might as well post it since the top 5 will be voted on by readers.
@ Elliot Silver
I’ll cross that bridge if it comes to it. 🙂 I’m sure there’s some strong competition for crappy domain names.
ElliotsBlogSucks.com
This has nothing to do with my email…just wondered why no one thought of it yet :).
Actually this might qualify as a “best” domain eheheh
I would like to submit:
TALEBANISTAN.COM
Sorry, but I really did hand reg. it!
@ Elliot
SO?
The TWIST will be that you are going turn it around
and sell it for MORE as a challenge! “IS THIS SO’
Maybe?
@ Landon
Unlikely. Just a fun contest to say thanks for reading.
@ Landon White
Yup, thats how I read it. Thus why it can’t be trademarked, etc….
@ Jon
It can’t be trademarks because I don’t want to risk getting a UDRP or lawsuit on a fun $50 contest… sorry, thought that was obvious.
Regarding the other thing, do you guys really think I want to spend time and effort selling a name my readers deem to be the crappiest of crappy domain names? Sounds like a lot of time for very little payoff.
I have enough of my own names to sell to keep me busy.
@ Grandma Moses
That wasn’t Big Cheese… he won’t be returning.
“How about mine…
http://www.BullShitWebsites.com
This domain/ site has given me so much pleasure and best of all making money!!!”
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Please, please, please buy his Elliot. Just imagine, for a mere $50 you could stop him from filling various blogs with “bullshit” comments!
=)
Troy
My worst is traffictastic.com made up of traffic and fantastic. I was going to use this to resell traffic but never got around to it. Loads of searches on this term obviously.
HA! Ill join in on the fun…
Here is my crappiest .COM domain:::
Million-Dollar-Domain.com
How can you possibly go wrong! Its a million dollar domain!
SheIsCheap.com
EQUITYSOURCEHOMELOANS.COM
Cool
Ill join in with this WINNER!
Million-Dollar-Domain.com
Come on now – its worth a million!
matify.com
Two months ago I win this hands down with 50 different domains… Luckily I don’t have them anymore. Still have a couple stragglers in other extensions, but I don’t ***think*** I have any that can compete with these. Fun contest idea though!
Here’s my entry:
SouthKoreanSoju.com
Great idea for a contest, I look forward to seeing more horrific domains!
Mine worst is,
DomainsEl.com
Even i don’t know, why had i registered this domain?
Mazafaka.com
BadmintonBirdie.com
freeonlinepokernodownload.com
Wait…sorry I misread. I thought it was 50million USD…
please take my http://www.BullShitWebsites.com off from the running and put in http://www.BullShitDomains.com
Thanks
Damn…
I thought I was a hands down winner with my “bored – nothing to do in between the playoffs and superbowl – drunk on sunday” typo hyphenated Balck-Porn.com that cost me $50 on a drop.
But I think some of the sober hand reg’s beat me “hands (reg)” down and that is a sobering thought…
Here it is. I only registered it because it was listed in Yahoo under a category I liked.
Free-Dialup-ISP-Internet-Access-Provider.com
Pretty bad domain…
thingstodos.com
I have a bunch of bad ones!
LoanShed.com
When I regged it, I thought it was pretty cool. But come to think of it, who on earth would want to go to a shed in order to loan money?
I’ve gotten rid of a lot of my bad names, but I still have shadelamps.com.
Not sure if that’s really worse than singleshelf.com, but that’s the one I’ll go with…
LennyDudes.com
Not sure what it means or why I registered it.
dealsnaggr.com
desktreats.com
My best contest entry does not qualify (registered on Feb 8), but here it is … getoffthedamncomputer.com
ZapResearch.com
One of those moments when you are an expert in all things and people are going to line up to buy this great idea of yours…
(no offense RCline)
My worst .com is: LEAKSBLOG.COM
ChicagoPlayboy.com – Not close to my worst name but I may be getting married soon and its time to start making hard sacrifices.
ChicagoPlayboy.com – worst domain name for a soon to be married guy.
Here’s mind:
RatatouilleRecette.com
It sounds like a popular mouse movie Ratatouille 🙂
kujiiaasm-ernakulamizzu.com
freerudolfelmer.com
Registered on my first day as a “domainer”. What a YUCK.
vyxu.com
TRIPDGOGGLESGLASSES.COM
Great game idea! Thanks for thinking of it!
this ones not mine, but i know it could win honorable mention
https://auctions.godaddy.com/trpItemListing.aspx?ci=13325&isc=GPPT05C031&domain=encuentromundialdeemigrantescolombianosysusasociaciones.com
Hi,
Here’s my entry:
LoBoyEnterprises.com
If there’s anybody who think that this domain is not crappy, please let me know.. 🙂
Sam
@mike
wow that domain is ridiculous
My worst is doctorepair.com
Francois are you serious vyxu.com ? I’ll give u a $100
Can it be adult related?
@ Humbug
As long as it won’t offend anyone reading this 🙂
I am the proud owner of replicate99.com but it is all yours for $50.
I have a few cruddy ones.
Simzor.com
edencer.com
mxsb.com
@ Dano
Only one submission per person!
What’s with people double posting domains? They forget they already posted? I say disqualify them all for being jackasses!
Then again perhaps that’s why they registered such domains in the first place?
allaboutpheasants.com
Seriously, how much is there?
RETITEMENTPLANNNING.COM
It’s good chance for those crappy names to get some exposure 😀