My gTLD Wishes to You on .Christmas

A Christmas poem featuring some delegated new gTLD strings.

It’s .Christmas  .Day, and I .Trust you are full of  cheer.

Unless you spent too much time at the .Bar  drinking .Vodka and .Beer.

If you’re .Hosting  people from around the .World, join the .Club.

Get the .Coffee going, I am sure your home is full of love.

From  .Quebec to .London, and .Melbourne to .NYC,

It’s time to .Party with family and friends, I think you will agree.


Did Santa visit your .House like a .Ninja  and bring  you a .Gift?

Perhaps some .Tools, or .Toys, or something else that won’t  cause a rift.

If you looked at your .Gifts and said “.WTF, where’s my loot?”

Don’t worry, you can .Exchange them, with a .Discount to boot.

Post  Christmas shopping  is  .Cheap, and may be better than  .BlackFriday

They’re not real .Deals though, it’s all .Marketing  don’t you say!


Whether you are .Rich or poor, .Republican or .Democrat

You can start your .Diet tomorrow, everything is non-fat.

.Today, I wish that your Christmas  is sweet like honey.

That is more important than .Cash or  .Money.

Elliot Silver
Elliot Silver
About The Author: Elliot Silver is an Internet entrepreneur and publisher of Elliot is also the founder and President of Top Notch Domains, LLC, a company that has closed eight figures in deals. Please read the Terms of Use page for additional information about the publisher, website comment policy, disclosures, and conflicts of interest. Reach out to Elliot: Twitter | Facebook | LinkedIn


  1. Elliott, I think this qualifies you as the Poet Laureate of the Domaining World. Good to know that you have something solid to fall back on if domains ever become irrelevant! Happy Hanukah and Merry Christmas, Bob

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