Name That Caption: Dedicated Domainer

Yesterday I created a contest based on the picture above, with the creator of the best caption receiving a $10 Starbucks gift card. Instead of selecting the winner on my own, I chose the top 5 for you guys to vote on today. Winner will be the caption with the most votes in the comment section. If I don’t blog next week, send out a search party (and start with Lonnie first).
Top 5 captions:
1) “Dell Laptop: $1800
Wifi Card: $149
Unlimited data plan: $49/month
Finding an outlet when your battery dies in the middle of an auction: Priceless”
2) “Can you paint a little faster? This laptop’s getting heavy.”
3) “Dear, I said leave the laptop at the hotel.”
“Look. This ride has an outlet. I can check my auction now.”
4) “Who says I have a problem–I can stop domaining anytime I want to!”
5) “There comes a time in every man’s life when he must stand up and tell his mother that he is an adult. This usually happens at around the age of 40 and in Lonnie’s case, by email.”